micthemicrophone:

pettankoprincess:

the fucking look on his face tho

He wants to shatter that little fucker’s dream as much as the rest of us.

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

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buzzfeed:

These children’s shows made a lot of really adult jokes. 

timothy-jackson-drake-wayne:

the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard